Avant Garde Fashion in Portland—Bless, Y/Project, Ottolinger, Martine Rose– Stand Up Comedy


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We do not accept returns for refund. We try our very best to ship orders within two business days. We are a small store, with an even smaller staff. Every interaction is/will be a personal one.

— Returns are allowed for exchange and/or store credit on full price merchandise within seven days of purchase or delivery. Shipping/customs costs are not refundable.

— Customs, duties, and associated taxes for international orders are the sole responsibility of the client. 

— Sale, discounted, special order, pre-order, and lawaway items are final sale.

— Jewelry, accessories, vintage, fragrance, bags, hosiery, swimwear, intimates, sunglasses, art works, gift cards, and books are final sale.

— International (outside the US 50 states) orders are final sale.

— All exchanges are final and cannot be returned or exchanged further.

— Returned items must be in the same condition in which they were received: unworn, unwashed, with receipt, dust bags, tags and/or boxes.

— Returns must be confirmed with Stand Up Comedy prior to shipment or they will not be accepted. Please contact us for a return authorization before sending back any merchandise. If merchandise is returned without authorization, your item will be refused/sent back to the original shipping address at your expense.

— Store credits are valid for one year from issue date unless otherwise specified.


Stand Up Comedy
Attn: Returns
511 SW Broadway
Portland, Oregon 97205


Continental United States
Orders $400+ (2-5 Business Days): Free
Standard Flat Fee Shipping (2-5 Business Days): $10 
Two Day Shipping (2 Business Days): $25 
One Day Shipping (1 Business Day): $50

Orders $400+ (7-10 Business Days): FREE
International Economy (7-10 Business Days): $40 
International Express (3-5 Business Days): $75

— Stand Up Comedy is not responsible for misdirected orders if incorrect or outdated shipping information is provided.

— Stand Up Comedy is not responsible for packages after confirmed delivery by shipping service to the requested address. Please ensure your order is delivered to a secure location.

— Clients are responsible for return shipping costs.


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