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Martine Rose Bondage Belt, Black

Martine Rose

Martine Rose Bondage Belt, Black

Price: $270

An office-appropriate belt with a freaky side. Modeled after a BDSM choker, the belt features holes from start to finish and is punctuated by a D-ring and an O-ring for excess belt management or keys or locks or other forms of NSFW accessories. Flex-sized and 100% Bovine leather with brass detailing.

Martine Rose Classic Short Sleeve Shirt, Lilac/White Stripe

Martine Rose

Martine Rose Classic Short Sleeve Shirt, Lilac/White Stripe

Price: $385

This sharply classic button-up pays homage to Rose’s perfected patterning, referencing the brand’s proclivity for a vintage silhouette while stripping it down to its purest form. Lilac and white stripes base the simplicity of the tops 7 buttons, external hem tag, and embroidered logo at the chest.

Martine Rose Oversized L/S T-Shirt, No Hard Feelings

Martine Rose

Martine Rose Oversized L/S T-Shirt, No Hard Feelings

Price: $275

It’s like you are back in college (or waiting to go to college, or actively in, or passing the ordeal entirely). This easy, cerulean longsleeve is emblazoned with a yellow “NO HARD FEELINGS” screenprint built to withstand the dryer. Slightly oversized, drop-shoulder fit.

Whitney is a US 4 and wears the XSmall.

Martine Rose Graphic Socks Multipack

Martine Rose

Martine Rose Graphic Socks Multipack

Price: $85

The classic ribbed athletic sock with a signature M.R. reference-based graphic lining the ankle, think the X Games meets the Chevy Chase Show. Text lining the calf reads, “no hard feelings” in all caps. A black/white two-sock pack, available in two sizes 35-39 / 40-45.

Martine Rose Loafer, Black High Shine

Martine Rose

Martine Rose Loafer, Black High Shine

Price: $735

Square-toed loafer, the classic but somehow turned all the way upside down for a thoroughly contemporary look. All leather with metal chain detail. Low block heel. Unisex.

Half sizes, please size down.



Based in London, UK, specializing in making clothes that want to be worn, need to be worn, and work with the body physically and spiritually. And by spiritually we mean because they're eccentric in the best ways. And so the wearer needs to make an active choice to buy it and put it on, so one can assume they're pretty interested in what the designer has to say and what she represents. It's the active choice part that excites us. An element often overlooked when it comes to consumer decision making, weirdly, and particularly with clothes. Sure, not everything can work that way, but we're trying.