Martine Rose

An office-appropriate belt with a freaky side. Modeled after a BDSM choker, the belt features holes from start to finish and is punctuated by a D-ring and an O-ring for excess belt management or keys or locks or other forms of NSFW accessories. Flex-sized and 100% Bovine leather with brass detailing.

This sharply classic button-up pays homage to Rose’s perfected patterning, referencing the brand’s proclivity for a vintage silhouette while stripping it down to its purest form. Lilac and white stripes base the simplicity of the tops 7 buttons, external hem tag, and embroidered logo at the chest.

It’s like you are back in college (or waiting to go to college, or actively in, or passing the ordeal entirely). This easy, cerulean longsleeve is emblazoned with a yellow “NO HARD FEELINGS” screenprint built to withstand the dryer. Slightly oversized, drop-shoulder fit.

Whitney is a US 4 and wears the XSmall.

The classic ribbed athletic sock with a signature M.R. reference-based graphic lining the ankle, think the X Games meets the Chevy Chase Show. Text lining the calf reads, “no hard feelings” in all caps. A black/white two-sock pack, available in two sizes 35-39 / 40-45.

Square-toed loafer, the classic but somehow turned all the way upside down for a thoroughly contemporary look. All leather with metal chain detail. Low block heel. Unisex.

Half sizes, please size down.