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Vaquera Belted Button Down

Vaquera

Vaquera Belted Button Down

Price: $ 790 USD

Light cotton button down with side slits to fit this satin belt. Wear it with our without. Relaxed fit. Unisex.

Vaquera Bullet Bra Polo

Vaquera

Vaquera Bullet Bra Polo

Price: $ 315 USD

Polo top with cone bra insert with topstitching. Ribbed collar and cuffs, two button placket. Unisex.


Vaquera Bra T-Shirt 2

Vaquera

Vaquera Bra T-Shirt 2

Price: $ 150 USD

T-shirt with Xerox black and white bra print. Unisex.


Julia Heuer Kenza Handpleated Skirt, Metallic Moss

Julia Heuer

Julia Heuer Kenza Handpleated Skirt, Metallic Moss

Price: $ 1,200 USD

Some garments are a work of art and some are showstoppers. This hand-pleated, bell-shaped skirt is both. Featuring pleats with great bounce and movement, sculptural and soft simultaneously. Elastic waist, side pockets. Wonderful with heels or sneakers. Shibori hand pleat, limited edition.

A note on length/storage: As is their nature (and according to the laws of gravity), horizontal pleats will lengthen if hung. It's advised this style not be hung when storing, unless a longer length is desired. Once the perfect length is established, keep it in a drawer (not a hanger).  

Julia Heuer Robin Top, Malik print

Julia Heuer

Julia Heuer Robin Top, Malik print

Price: $ 835 USD

A bell-shaped sleeve for a Bell Jar girl (unisex). Romantic without being sexy, not to say this top is not sexy but not in that way. Abstracted, watercolor-esque florals meet a Shibori-style hand-pleat. Lots of volume to play up or tone down. Limited edition.

Julia Heuer Huxley Smock Pleated Dress, Bruno print

Julia Heuer

Julia Heuer Huxley Smock Pleated Dress, Bruno print

Price: $ 825 USD

Smock pleated dress featuring digital print of plaids and florals. It's more of a straight shape, but with plenty of stretch. This piece can be worn forwards or backwards, in a sugar and spic kind of way. Sensitive ruffles a neckline and cuffs.

Julia Heuer Arnold Tailored Jacket, Bruno print

Julia Heuer

Julia Heuer Arnold Tailored Jacket, Bruno print

Price: $ 1,450 USD

Very cool oversized jacket, a longer style with strong shoulders that looks great slouchy over everything. One size fits pretty much everyone. 

Julia Heuer Pax Pleated Dress, Sandy Ingrid print

Julia Heuer

Julia Heuer Pax Pleated Dress, Sandy Ingrid print

Price: $ 1,525 USD

As comfortable as a t-shirt, but so much more than that. Bell sleeves, bouncy balloon skirt. Oversized, but so light the volume hardly matters. Hand done Kristall pleating. Can be worn backwards or forwards. Two pockets.

Julia Heuer Radok Top, Ingrid print

Julia Heuer

Julia Heuer Radok Top, Ingrid print

Price: $ 645 USD

A new textile for Ms. Heuer, this is more substantial than some of the lighter chiffons and crepe styles. This has a little more structure, in an elasticized knit. The beautiful floral print has a masculine edge with the patterned gray background. A voluminous sleeve, with a shorter length than what we're used to seeing. Hand done Kristall pleating. Can be worn backwards or forwards.

Baserange Long Sleeve Tee, Gilda Grey

Baserange

Baserange Long Sleeve Tee, Gilda Grey

Price: $ 160 USD

Their basic, perfect t-shirt in a thin organic bamboo, in a closer fit than the loose version. Unisex.

Homme Girls x Fruit of the Loom Cami Tank Top, Heather Grey/Navy 2-Pack

Homme Girls

Homme Girls x Fruit of the Loom Cami Tank Top, Heather Grey/Navy 2-Pack

Price: $ 125 USD

Homme Girls x Fruit Of The Loom, the ideal collaboration of high, low, and everything in between. Everyone needs undergarments, and everyone wants to look cute inside and out. 3-pack of mixed colors cami bralettes with branded elastic band.

Gnuhr Warp T Tank, Phantom

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Gnuhr Warp T Tank, Phantom

Price: $ 159 USD

This kind of knit nylon feels a bit like wool, similar to what's used on the Warp Shorts. This t can be cut along any of its seams, total customization in lengths for the sleeves, body, and neckline. Make it a crop, make it a tank, make it a scoop or boat neck. Or leave it as is. Zero stitching means it doesn't unravel, it's one piece of fabric knit in a closed loop. Unisex.


Gnuhr Heatwave Puffer Jacket, Raindrops

Gnuhr

Gnuhr Heatwave Puffer Jacket, Raindrops

Price: $ 399 USD

Definitely the best warmth-providing jacket we've ever worn. The cozy to weight ratio is unmatched. It's a puffer, but it's not too puffy, if that's appealing at all. Reduces the Michelin effect. The toggles at the hem do a lot to get it to sit in the right spot, so it's pretty versatile for differing heights. The zipper goes up higher than normal, though it's collarless for a seamless look. So when it's zipped low, it gives a nice shawl effect. Elastic thumb loops for wind blockage. Very interesting design, this one. Kind of encapsulates Gnuhr as a brand—highly effective, minimal but with surprising moments that up the design quotient in an unassuming way. Unisex.



Gnuhr Creeper Crew Hood Merino, Magnet

Gnuhr

Gnuhr Creeper Crew Hood Merino, Magnet

Price: $ 129 USD

A clean, relaxed fit long sleeve, micro mock neck with hood, curved and overlocked hem. UV protected, thumbholes. Super light merino wool, feels like nothing. Unisex.

Gnuhr Shag Hoodie, Moon Rock

Gnuhr

Gnuhr Shag Hoodie, Moon Rock

Price: $ 119 USD

Ultralight, easily compressed shaggy sweatshirt with hood and toggles at the waist and hood for fit options. Thumbholes at cuffs. Unisex.

Gnuhr Shag Hoodie, Fallen Rock

Gnuhr

Gnuhr Shag Hoodie, Fallen Rock

Price: $ 119 USD

Ultralight, easily compressed shaggy sweatshirt with hood and toggles at the waist and hood for fit options. Thumbholes at cuffs. Unisex.

Gnuhr Shag Hoodie, Tangerine Tango

Gnuhr

Gnuhr Shag Hoodie, Tangerine Tango

Price: $ 119 USD

Ultralight, easily compressed shaggy sweatshirt with hood and toggles at the waist and hood for fit options. Thumbholes at cuffs. Unisex.

Baserange Long Sleeve Tee, Leopard

Baserange

Baserange Long Sleeve Tee, Leopard

Price: $ 160 USD

Their basic, perfect long sleeve, in leopard with contrast ribbing at neckline. Unisex.

Baserange Omato Long Sleeve Top, Nara Red

Baserange

Baserange Omato Long Sleeve Top, Nara Red

Price: $ 130 USD

Full length sleeve on this cotton ribbed top, serged overlock seams in contrast color for interest.

Baserange Omato Long Sleeve Top, Elie Grey

Baserange

Baserange Omato Long Sleeve Top, Elie Grey

Price: $ 160 USD

Full length sleeve on this cotton ribbed top, serged overlock seams in tonal color for interest.

JRAT Penultimate Woven Corset Belt

JRAT

JRAT Penultimate Woven Corset Belt

Price: $ 225 USD

One of a kind woven belt with corset lacing. Wear it around the waist, the hips, alone or over something. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade. Unisex. 

Issey Miyake Classic Short Sleeve Mock Neck Top, Market

Issey Miyake

Issey Miyake Classic Short Sleeve Mock Neck Top, Market

Price: $ 376 USD

Issey Miyake Pleats Please classic staple, the long sleeve top with a gentle mock neck. Our buddy Julie wears it tied around the shoulders like a rude prep.

NB on sizing: Pleats Please sizing is inherently flexible due to the nature of the fabric, which stretches generously. The primary difference between sizing is in length, approximately 1".

Anntian Sweatshirt, Trompe l'Oeil Veggie Drawing

Anntian

Anntian Sweatshirt, Trompe l'Oeil Veggie Drawing

Price: $ 300 USD

Raglan sleeved sweatshirt, but almost like a long sleeve in that it's lightweight. Longer rear hem. Unisex.

Tigra Tigra Cuffed Tee, Acid Green

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Tigra Tigra Cuffed Tee, Acid Green

Price: $ 470 USD

The fanciest tee you'll ever wear. In luxe silk mashroo, handkerchief hem, nipped in at the waist. 

Tigra Tigra Moon Dye Cardigan

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Tigra Tigra Moon Dye Cardigan

Price: $ 575 USD

Silk cardigan with three button closure, fringed bead trim. Feels more like an easy blazer. Surprisingly versatile. 

Issey Miyake Shirt, Basket

Issey Miyake

Issey Miyake Shirt, Basket

Price: $ 578 USD

The Basket, a pattern evoking a colorful basket weave. In a slick new button down style.

NB on sizing: Pleats Please sizing is inherently flexible due to the nature of the fabric, which stretches generously. The primary difference between sizing is in length.

Baserange Tee, Gilda Grey

Baserange

Baserange Tee, Gilda Grey

Price: $ 130 USD

Their basic, perfect t-shirt in a thin organic bamboo, in a closer fit than the loose version. Unisex.

JRAT 3T T-Shirt, No. 67/70

JRAT

JRAT 3T T-Shirt, No. 67/70

Price: $ 250 USD

One of a kind top made from three different shirts, hence the 3T. The amount of labor in these pieces is astounding. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade. Unisex.

Measurements
Width: 48"
Length: 28"

JRAT 3T T-Shirt, No. 62/70

JRAT

JRAT 3T T-Shirt, No. 62/70

Price: $ 225 USD

One of a kind top made from three different shirts, hence the 3T. The amount of labor in these pieces is astounding. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade. Unisex.

Measurements
Width: 42"
Length: 26"

JRAT 3T T-Shirt, No. 07/70

JRAT

JRAT 3T T-Shirt, No. 07/70

Price: $ 250 USD

One of a kind top made from three different shirts, hence the 3T. The amount of labor in these pieces is astounding. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade. Unisex.

Measurements
Width: 46"
Length: 26"

JRAT 3T T-Shirt, No. 04/70

JRAT

JRAT 3T T-Shirt, No. 04/70

Price: $ 250 USD

One of a kind top made from three different shirts, hence the 3T. The amount of labor in these pieces is astounding. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade. Unisex.

Measurements
Width: 44"
Length: 27.5"

JRAT 3T T-Shirt, No. 03/70

JRAT

JRAT 3T T-Shirt, No. 03/70

Price: $ 225 USD

One of a kind top made from three different shirts, hence the 3T. The amount of labor in these pieces is astounding. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade. Unisex.

Measurements
Width: 38"
Length: 26"

Kapital Kountry 12oz Denim Cactus Coverall (Memorial Embroidery Model)

Kapital

Kapital Kountry 12oz Denim Cactus Coverall (Memorial Embroidery Model)

Price: $ 1,481 USD

Denim jacket from the limited-edition Kountry collection. Chore jacket, they call it a coverall, embroidered back and front. With giant front and back bag pockets. Oversized. Unisex.



Kapital 12oz Denim STD Thunderbird Jacket Pro

Kapital

Kapital 12oz Denim STD Thunderbird Jacket Pro

Price: $ 843 USD

Denim jacket in their classic Thunderbird motif. Blouson sleeve, lots of details and a combo of stud and flat buttons. Front pockets. Rear adjustability on bottom hem. Very special, kind of majestic piece. Unisex.



Issey Miyake Cotton Denim Jacket, Navy

Issey Miyake

Issey Miyake Cotton Denim Jacket, Navy

Price: $ 975 USD

Wear something architectural, sculptural, but still super soft and easy with this simple, effective jacket/top with the best shoulders. It's a continuation of their popular faux denim, in the tromp l'oeil affectation, further refined and always playful.

NB on sizing: Pleats Please sizing is inherently flexible due to the nature of the fabric, which stretches generously. The primary difference between sizing is in length.

JRAT Penultimate Woven Shirt

JRAT

JRAT Penultimate Woven Shirt

Price: $ 1,000 USD

This shirt/jacket is a take on the classic Chanel tweeds, but woven from a variety of reclaimed textiles that have been hand dyed, painted, and woven into this incredible shape. It's got some elasticity to it that helps with buttoning, but can also be worn open, obviously. It's a substantial, collector piece. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. One of a kind. All handmade.

Comme des Garçons Dress, White Check

Comme des Garcons

Comme des Garçons Dress, White Check

Price: $ 1,096 USD

This one-piece dress features the brand's signature rounded collar, and a subtly asymmetric hem achieved by the circular draping throughout the bottom. An easy fit for many sizes. Rear zip closure.

Cassandra is a US 8 and wears the Small.

Recommended sizing:
XSmall = US 0-4
Small = US 6-8
Medium = 10-12

Cute Tender Memory Protected Pup Work Shirt

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Protected Pup Work Shirt

Price: $ 355 USD

This worn vintage work shirt features vintage hand-embroidered quilt square, mends, vintage patches, and scalloped embroidered detailing. One of a kind. Unisex.

Cute Tender Memory Point of View Work Shirt

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Point of View Work Shirt

Price: $ 377 USD

This worn vintage work shirt is adorned with vintage textile, deadstock patches, and scalloped embroidered detailing. One of a kind. Unisex.

Cute Tender Memory Energetic Field Work Shirt

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Energetic Field Work Shirt

Price: $ 377 USD

This worn vintage work shirt is adorned with hand-sewn quilt block, deadstock patch, and scalloped embroidered detailing. One of a kind. Unisex.

Cute Tender Memory Folded Dove Button Up

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Folded Dove Button Up

Price: $ 377 USD

This worn button up features vintage hand-embroidered handkerchief, deadstock patch, mends, mends, and scalloped embroidered detailing. One of a kind. Unisex.

Cute Tender Memory Girl Museum Button Up

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Girl Museum Button Up

Price: $ 377 USD

This worn button up features vintage hand-embroidered handkerchief, deadstock patch, mends, mends, and scalloped embroidered detailing. One of a kind. Unisex.

Cute Tender Memory Pasture Polo

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Pasture Polo

Price: $ 277 USD

Vintage long sleeve polo features 22 hand sewn deadstock rosettes. One of a kind. Unisex.

Cute Tender Memory Bonded Pair Button Up

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Bonded Pair Button Up

Price: $ 377 USD

This worn button up features vintage hand-embroidered quilt block, deadstock patches, mends, mends, and scalloped embroidered detailing. One of a kind. Unisex.

Cute Tender Memory Pink Fae Button Up

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Pink Fae Button Up

Price: $ 377 USD

This worn button up features vintage hand-embroidered quilt block, deadstock patches, mends, and scalloped embroidered detailing. One of a kind. Unisex.

Cute Tender Memory Protected Work Girl Shirt

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Protected Work Girl Shirt

Price: $ 377 USD

This worn vintage work shirt is adorned with vintage textile, vintage patches, and scalloped embroidered detailing. One of a kind. Unisex.

Cute Tender Memory Encircled Protective Button Up

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Encircled Protective Button Up

Price: $ 377 USD

This textured vintage button up is adorned with vintage hand-embroidered quilt square, vintage patches, and scalloped embroidered detailing. One of a kind. Unisex.

Cute Tender Memory Archangel Ariel's Protective Button Up

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Archangel Ariel's Protective Button Up

Price: $ 377 USD

This textured vintage button up is adorned with vintage handkerchief, deadstock patches, hand-sewing, mends, and scalloped embroidered detailing. One of a kind. Unisex.

Cute Tender Memory Energetic Bear Button Up

Cute Tender Memory

Cute Tender Memory Energetic Bear Button Up

Price: $ 377 USD

This vintage button up is adorned with vintage hand-sewn quilt square, deadstock patches, mends, and scalloped embroidered detailing. One of a kind. Unisex.

Gnuhr Heatwave Puffer Jacket, Major Brown

Gnuhr

Gnuhr Heatwave Puffer Jacket, Major Brown

Price: $ 399 USD

Definitely the best warmth-providing jacket we've ever worn. The cozy to weight ratio is unmatched. It's a puffer, but it's not too puffy, if that's appealing at all. Reduces the Michelin effect. The toggles at the hem do a lot to get it to sit in the right spot, so it's pretty versatile for differing heights. The zipper goes up higher than normal, though it's collarless for a seamless look. So when it's zipped low, it gives a nice shawl effect. Elastic thumb loops for wind blockage. Very interesting design, this one. Kind of encapsulates Gnuhr as a brand—highly effective, minimal but with surprising moments that up the design quotient in an unassuming way. Unisex.