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JRAT Crop Marshmallow Hoodie, II

JRAT

JRAT Crop Marshmallow Hoodie, II

Price: $200

A little hoodie jacket shrug, fits over everything. Sustainably made, reworked from dead stock material, and one of a kind. Ribbon closure, unlined. One of a kind. 

JRAT Scrap 2.0 Top

JRAT

JRAT Scrap 2.0 Top

Price: $275

One of a kind top made from scraps, remnants, ribbons, everything. Asymmetric bottom with button closures at the bottom hem, so can be worn open or closed as a top or vest or dickie. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade.

JRAT Scrap 2.0 Corset

JRAT

JRAT Scrap 2.0 Corset

Price: $200

One of a kind corset made from scraps, remnants, ribbons, everything. With extra long closure that can be wound around the waist. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade.

JRAT Marshmallow Trousers II

JRAT

JRAT Marshmallow Trousers II

Price: $350

Please note: The model images are included to illustrate fit and scale. This version of the trousers, Marshmallow II, are slightly different, with the inclusion of zippers that run the length of each leg and a variation on the ribbon trims.

Sustainably made, reworked from dead stock material, and one of a kind. Elastic waist, cuffs in contrast fabric. One of a kind. 

JRAT Marshmallow Jacket, II

JRAT

JRAT Marshmallow Jacket, II

Price: $399

Please note: The model images are included to illustrate fit and scale. This version of the jacket, Marshmallow II, is only slightly different, with the inclusion of two front patch pockets and a variation on the ribbon trim.

Sustainably made, reworked from dead stock material, and one of a kind. Ribbon closure, unlined. One of a kind. 

JRAT Ribbon Remnants Shorts

JRAT

JRAT Ribbon Remnants Shorts

Price: $325

One of a kind shorts made from ribbon remnants. Two extra long ribbons that tie around the waist for closure. Open sides. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade.

JRAT Ribbon Remnants Corset

JRAT

JRAT Ribbon Remnants Corset

Price: $325

One of a kind corset made from ribbon remnants. JRAT is zero waste, 100% up cycled and recycled and sustainable. All handmade.

JRAT Sundae Romper

JRAT

JRAT Sundae Romper

Price: $400

Sustainably made, reworked from dead stock material (lightweight), the name says it all. A one-piece romper with zip front closure. Unlined. One of a kind. 

JRAT Marshmallow Trousers

JRAT

JRAT Marshmallow Trousers

Price: $350

Sustainably made, reworked from dead stock material, and one of a kind. Elastic waist, ribbed elastic cuffs in contrast fabric. One of a kind. 

JRAT Marshmallow Jacket

JRAT

JRAT Marshmallow Jacket

Price: $399

Sustainably made, reworked from dead stock material, and one of a kind. Ribbon closure, unlined. One of a kind. 

Femail Merch Tee No. 12, Green Plaid

Femail

Femail Merch Tee No. 12, Green Plaid

Price: $81

They call them "Merch Tees," ostensibly because they're made mostly of cottons and are sorta logo'd...but they're just as nuts as everything else they make. Most can be worn multiple ways, so try sticking your arm or neck in a different hole, chances are it'll work.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Merch Tee No. 10, Purple Top

Femail

Femail Merch Tee No. 10, Purple Top

Price: $78

They call them "Merch Tees," ostensibly because they're made mostly of cottons and are sorta logo'd...but they're just as nuts as everything else they make. Most can be worn multiple ways, so try sticking your arm or neck in a different hole, chances are it'll work.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail R2W FEMAILED The Years Start Coming and They Don't Stop Coming Dress

Femail

Femail R2W FEMAILED The Years Start Coming and They Don't Stop Coming Dress

Price: $248

A dress so full of life and happiness it makes you smile on sight. Artisanal, handmade, one of a kind. The epitome of Femail.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail 3.05 Dress

Femail

Femail 3.05 Dress

Price: $190

It's a gown, a fantastical, Pee Wee Herman-esque gown that feels like a dress. We mean, it's a dress, it's so comfortable. Artisanal, handmade, one of a kind. The epitome of Femail.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Hoodie

Femail

Femail Hoodie

Price: $105

They made a hoodie! It's on the longer side, with cotton and nylon patchwork panels. Multiple pockets. Neon greens.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail RTW Femailed 2.0 Mini Skirt

Femail

Femail RTW Femailed 2.0 Mini Skirt

Price: $124

Handpainted, patchworked skirt with plisse ruffle. Elastic waist, side pockets. Above-the-knee-length.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Floral Overall

Femail

Femail Floral Overall

Price: $132

This jumpsuit is pretty wild. The length is adjustable with straps that tie at the shoulders. The legs end in open belled cuffs. The middle section has big pouch pockets, front and back. There are "sleeves" as well, that you can wear or not—if not, they serve as decorative layers.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail 4.0 Jumpsuit

Femail

Femail 4.0 Jumpsuit

Price: $152

This onesie has a zip front that closes all the way up to a mock neck, and harem-style bottom that tapers at the ankles. Further tricked out with layered patches, quilted panelling, faux-zebra, and handpainted detailing. 

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Camilla Carper and Janelle Abbott were friends first. Now in Seattle and Los Angeles, they document their friendship with FEMAIL, a collaboration through USPS. They mail the garments back and forth, adding and subtracting, arguing and playing, remembering and trying to forget. The results are equal parts aesthetics, construction, and emotion. And the most fascinating (integral) element, is the cost formula, to which the consumer is transparently privy. See for yourself, the true cost of what it takes to produce a garment with four hands.

HERE'S HOW THE FORMULA WORKS

T($50)+M(MS(#X10%(T))+MH)+L(2)+A($25)+/-F(15%)

T (Time spent as represented through 'layers') +$10 each
M (Material Value) = MS (Sentimental) +MH (Historical)
MS (Rate emotional connection 1-10x10% sum of T)
MH (Each item valued at $.50–$5)
*L (Likability—we would keep it but...) + $50
A (As Seen On—value added to work featured in print or show) + $25 per exposure
**F (Frustration level) +/- 15%* 

*Individually assessed; sliding scale
**Optional