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Femail Judging By The Hole In The Satellite Picture Crop Top

Femail

Femail Judging By The Hole In The Satellite Picture Crop Top

Price: $150

This crop top is shimmery, spacey, magical. It's almost 3D, with the puff trims, which are stuffed with recycled material. 

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Merch Tee No. 12, Green Plaid

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Femail Merch Tee No. 12, Green Plaid

Price: $135

They call them "Merch Tees," ostensibly because they're made mostly of cottons and are sorta logo'd...but they're just as nuts as everything else they make. Most can be worn multiple ways, so try sticking your arm or neck in a different hole, chances are it'll work.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Merch Tee No. 10, Purple Top

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Femail Merch Tee No. 10, Purple Top

Price: $130

They call them "Merch Tees," ostensibly because they're made mostly of cottons and are sorta logo'd...but they're just as nuts as everything else they make. Most can be worn multiple ways, so try sticking your arm or neck in a different hole, chances are it'll work.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Merch Tee No. 11, Blue Top

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Femail Merch Tee No. 11, Blue Top

Price: $120

They call them "Merch Tees," ostensibly because they're made mostly of cottons and are sorta logo'd...but they're just as nuts as everything else they make. Most can be worn multiple ways, so try sticking your arm or neck in a different hole, chances are it'll work.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Merch Tee No. 6, Pink/Baby Blue

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Femail Merch Tee No. 6, Pink/Baby Blue

Price: $100

They call them "Merch Tees," ostensibly because they're made mostly of cottons and are sorta logo'd...but they're just as nuts as everything else they make. Most can be worn multiple ways, so try sticking your arm or neck in a different hole, chances are it'll work.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail R2W FEMAILED The Years Start Coming and They Don't Stop Coming Dress

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Femail R2W FEMAILED The Years Start Coming and They Don't Stop Coming Dress

Price: $496

A dress so full of life and happiness it makes you smile on sight. Artisanal, handmade, one of a kind. The epitome of Femail.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail 3.05 Dress

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Femail 3.05 Dress

Price: $473

It's a gown, a fantastical, Pee Wee Herman-esque gown that feels like a dress. We mean, it's a dress, it's so comfortable. Artisanal, handmade, one of a kind. The epitome of Femail.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail R2W My World's On Fire How 'Bout Yours Wrap Pant

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Femail R2W My World's On Fire How 'Bout Yours Wrap Pant

Price: $210

Elastic waist and ribbon tie on these cropped trousers. 

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Hoodie

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Femail Hoodie

Price: $210

They made a hoodie! It's on the longer side, with cotton and nylon patchwork panels. Multiple pockets. Neon greens.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail RTW Femailed Turtleneck Dress

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Femail RTW Femailed Turtleneck Dress

Price: $258

This dress is both body-con and not, because part of it is made with spandex, but it also has a multilevel handkerchief hem, raglan sleeves, and blouson sleeves as well. Lots of handpainting and thoughtfully placed patchwork.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail RTW Femailed 2.0 Mini Skirt

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Femail RTW Femailed 2.0 Mini Skirt

Price: $310

Handpainted, patchworked skirt with plisse ruffle. Elastic waist, side pockets. Above-the-knee-length.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail RTW Femailed 2.0 Long Skirt

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Femail RTW Femailed 2.0 Long Skirt

Price: $210

Handpainted skirt with plisse ruffle. Elastic waist, side pockets. Below-the-knee-length. Side slits.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Floral Overall

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Femail Floral Overall

Price: $263

This jumpsuit is pretty wild. The length is adjustable with straps that tie at the shoulders. The legs end in open belled cuffs. The middle section has big pouch pockets, front and back. There are "sleeves" as well, that you can wear or not—if not, they serve as decorative layers.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail 4.0 Jumpsuit

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Femail 4.0 Jumpsuit

Price: $380

This onesie has a zip front that closes all the way up to a mock neck, and harem-style bottom that tapers at the ankles. Further tricked out with layered patches, quilted panelling, faux-zebra, and handpainted detailing. 

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Merch Tee, Sweatshirt Collar

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Femail Merch Tee, Sweatshirt Collar

Price: $100

They call them "Merch Tees," ostensibly because they're made mostly of cottons and are sorta logo'd...but they're just as nuts as everything else they make. Most can be worn multiple ways, so try sticking your arm or neck in a different hole, chances are it'll work.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Camilla Carper and Janelle Abbott were friends first. Now in Seattle and Los Angeles, they document their friendship with FEMAIL, a collaboration through USPS. They mail the garments back and forth, adding and subtracting, arguing and playing, remembering and trying to forget. The results are equal parts aesthetics, construction, and emotion. And the most fascinating (integral) element, is the cost formula, to which the consumer is transparently privy. See for yourself, the true cost of what it takes to produce a garment with four hands.

HERE'S HOW THE FORMULA WORKS

T($50)+M(MS(#X10%(T))+MH)+L(2)+A($25)+/-F(15%)

T (Time spent as represented through 'layers') +$10 each
M (Material Value) = MS (Sentimental) +MH (Historical)
MS (Rate emotional connection 1-10x10% sum of T)
MH (Each item valued at $.50–$5)
*L (Likability—we would keep it but...) + $50
A (As Seen On—value added to work featured in print or show) + $25 per exposure
**F (Frustration level) +/- 15%* 

*Individually assessed; sliding scale
**Optional