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JRAT Pic Nic Dress

JRAT

JRAT Pic Nic Dress

Price: $263

Hand made, hand pieced from reclaimed and deadstock textiles and materials. One of a kind. Picnic dress for rabbit holes. 

JRAT Faux Real Blouse

JRAT

JRAT Faux Real Blouse

Price: $210

Oversized blouse, reworked from dead stock material. One of a kind.

JRAT Together Again PJ Top

JRAT

JRAT Together Again PJ Top

Price: $275

Open backed blouse pieced from jersey, lace, iron-on transfer, illustrative enhancements.

JRAT Nuzzle Ruzzle Crop Sweater

JRAT

JRAT Nuzzle Ruzzle Crop Sweater

Price: $350

This reclaimed cotton sweater has been customized with that JRAT touch. Horse art, puff and house paint to create a backdrop of color depth in oranges and reds.

JRAT Ultimate Horse Dress

JRAT

JRAT Ultimate Horse Dress

Price: $255

We've asked this question before (why?), but who doesn't love horses? This singular dress is entirely pieced together from reclaimed materials, proportioned beautifully, with full, below-elbow sleeves and long box-pleat in the rear. Pullover, knee-length. Made from deadstock curtain textile and reclaimed horse-print towel. One of a kind.

Femail Merch Tee No. 12, Green Plaid

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Femail Merch Tee No. 12, Green Plaid

Price: $81

They call them "Merch Tees," ostensibly because they're made mostly of cottons and are sorta logo'd...but they're just as nuts as everything else they make. Most can be worn multiple ways, so try sticking your arm or neck in a different hole, chances are it'll work.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Merch Tee No. 10, Purple Top

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Femail Merch Tee No. 10, Purple Top

Price: $78

They call them "Merch Tees," ostensibly because they're made mostly of cottons and are sorta logo'd...but they're just as nuts as everything else they make. Most can be worn multiple ways, so try sticking your arm or neck in a different hole, chances are it'll work.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail R2W FEMAILED The Years Start Coming and They Don't Stop Coming Dress

Femail

Femail R2W FEMAILED The Years Start Coming and They Don't Stop Coming Dress

Price: $298

A dress so full of life and happiness it makes you smile on sight. Artisanal, handmade, one of a kind. The epitome of Femail.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail 3.05 Dress

Femail

Femail 3.05 Dress

Price: $285

It's a gown, a fantastical, Pee Wee Herman-esque gown that feels like a dress. We mean, it's a dress, it's so comfortable. Artisanal, handmade, one of a kind. The epitome of Femail.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Hoodie

Femail

Femail Hoodie

Price: $126

They made a hoodie! It's on the longer side, with cotton and nylon patchwork panels. Multiple pockets. Neon greens.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail RTW Femailed Turtleneck Dress

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Femail RTW Femailed Turtleneck Dress

Price: $154

This dress is both body-con and not, because part of it is made with spandex, but it also has a multilevel handkerchief hem, raglan sleeves, and blouson sleeves as well. Lots of handpainting and thoughtfully placed patchwork.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail RTW Femailed 2.0 Mini Skirt

Femail

Femail RTW Femailed 2.0 Mini Skirt

Price: $186

Handpainted, patchworked skirt with plisse ruffle. Elastic waist, side pockets. Above-the-knee-length.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Floral Overall

Femail

Femail Floral Overall

Price: $158

This jumpsuit is pretty wild. The length is adjustable with straps that tie at the shoulders. The legs end in open belled cuffs. The middle section has big pouch pockets, front and back. There are "sleeves" as well, that you can wear or not—if not, they serve as decorative layers.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail 4.0 Jumpsuit

Femail

Femail 4.0 Jumpsuit

Price: $228

This onesie has a zip front that closes all the way up to a mock neck, and harem-style bottom that tapers at the ankles. Further tricked out with layered patches, quilted panelling, faux-zebra, and handpainted detailing. 

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Femail Merch Tee, Sweatshirt Collar

Femail

Femail Merch Tee, Sweatshirt Collar

Price: $60

They call them "Merch Tees," ostensibly because they're made mostly of cottons and are sorta logo'd...but they're just as nuts as everything else they make. Most can be worn multiple ways, so try sticking your arm or neck in a different hole, chances are it'll work.

NB: Each garment varies, and is one-of-a-kind. Any anomalies should be understood as part of the design, not as errors.

Camilla Carper and Janelle Abbott were friends first. Now in Seattle and Los Angeles, they document their friendship with FEMAIL, a collaboration through USPS. They mail the garments back and forth, adding and subtracting, arguing and playing, remembering and trying to forget. The results are equal parts aesthetics, construction, and emotion. And the most fascinating (integral) element, is the cost formula, to which the consumer is transparently privy. See for yourself, the true cost of what it takes to produce a garment with four hands.

HERE'S HOW THE FORMULA WORKS

T($50)+M(MS(#X10%(T))+MH)+L(2)+A($25)+/-F(15%)

T (Time spent as represented through 'layers') +$10 each
M (Material Value) = MS (Sentimental) +MH (Historical)
MS (Rate emotional connection 1-10x10% sum of T)
MH (Each item valued at $.50–$5)
*L (Likability—we would keep it but...) + $50
A (As Seen On—value added to work featured in print or show) + $25 per exposure
**F (Frustration level) +/- 15%* 

*Individually assessed; sliding scale
**Optional