ACCESSORIES

Simple, refined.

Wear it with earbuds as you work if you're moving around, it really works well. Double card holder on reverse in addition to main compartment. Smooth leather, rubber shoulder strap. Fits all iPhone Standard, Plus, and Max models with a case (unless said case is a big one with jewels or knobs or something). Embossed logo on back. 6.9" h x 4.5" w; 22" strap drop.

Use it to close a scarf, in the hair, as a collar pin, a brooch. With attached Bless charm. 3.25" long.

A collaboration with Stand Up Comedy as part of its No. 46 Contemporary Remediation collection. Inspired by the stellar costume design in Adrian Lyne's Indecent Proposal (1993), specifically the iconic bag/pack worn by Demi Moore. It is only through the production of this piece that our near life-long, and thoroughly unhealthy obsession with the original, has ceased. Thank you, BLESS!

This bag is something of a cross between apron, backpack, and utility vest. Adjustable canvas straps, large, lined, double pockets—separate interior and exterior, Riri zips. Its success lies in the balance—literally, as an object that distributes weight and proportion with perfect harmony; conceptually, as a commodity that appears both useless and useful, is fanciful and practical, that reflects both a nostalgic moment and an innovative hypothesis. Unisex.

A collaboration with Stand Up Comedy as part of its No. 46 Contemporary Remediation collection. Inspired by the stellar costume design in Adrian Lyne's Indecent Proposal (1993), specifically the iconic bag/pack worn by Demi Moore. It is only through the production of this piece that our near life-long, and thoroughly unhealthy obsession with the original, has ceased. Thank you, BLESS!

This bag is something of a cross between apron, backpack, and utility vest. Adjustable canvas straps, large, lined, double pockets—separate interior and exterior, Riri zips. Its success lies in the balance—literally, as an object that distributes weight and proportion with perfect harmony; conceptually, as a commodity that appears both useless and useful, is fanciful and practical, that reflects both a nostalgic moment and an innovative hypothesis. Unisex.

Correll Correll's new mini circles screen print on organic Japanese cotton, in a soft, maroon hue. Unisex.

LL, LLC's sterling silver, single spiral band, that can be intertwined with other silver spirals. This ring is deceptively simple, but has a ton of sculptural impact.

Long sleeve crew neck tee, double layered combo jersey and gauze, with the cute little smiley faces on the elbows. Unisex.

Super soft eco jersey sweatshirt! With Kapital's signature smiley faces, two different on the elbows. Unisex.

Sculptural ring.

NB: These earrings are sold as singles.

Tumbaga (copper/gold blend) spirals with polished sterling spheres. Posts and backs are sterling silver.

Made from brass, this bracelet is entirely handformed. Faces, faces, faces. Humorous, theatrical, and weirdly understated, if that makes sense.

Ankle socks with seam lines designed to elongate the foot.

The iconic shoe. Ribbed at the top, stitched like a sweater. Leather cord coated in a rubberized plastic outer, leather interior, plastic treated sole. Unisex.

Adjustable shoulder strap, long enough for cross body wear. Vegetable tanned leather with coated red interior, small gold embossed logo. 9.5" h x 8" w x 4.5" d.

In their usual inimitable style, Feit presents their version of the clog. Lined in shearling, with Vibram soles and adjustable rear strap, they're wearable both barefoot or with socks. And they'll take you through the winter.

Though Feit shoes may be worn easily with no additions, each pair also includes separate cork and buffalo leather insoles to ensure comfort and fit for in-between sizes. Your shoes will mold to your feet, and will remain odor-free, as no synthetic materials are used in production.

NB: For half sizes, please size up.

Another iconoclastic piece, this time, a mix of beanie and fedora. Fits snugly and won't fly off. Felted wool brim with cotton wool knit top.

A classic rectangular frame style, contemporized with a thicker than usual frame and slightly wider proportion. In black with grey lenses. Polarized lenses with 100% UV protection. 5.5" wide at widest point.

Lauren Manoogian's signature bell-shaped hat, bendy and great for packing. But, it's in a new fabrication—cotton coated in polyurethane, which gives it a kind of memory. It's so durable, easy to clean, won't show wear, and still so ideal for traveling.

NB: These earrings are sold as singles.

Tumbaga (copper/gold blend) spirals with matte sterling spheres at the lobes. Posts and backs are sterling silver.

A super modern frame style, in black with red lenses. Polarized lenses with 100% UV protection. 5.5" at widest pointl

Ankle socks with seam lines designed to elongate the foot.

A collaboration with Stand Up Comedy as part of its No. 46 Contemporary Remediation collection. Inspired by the stellar costume design in Adrian Lyne's Indecent Proposal (1993), specifically the iconic bag/pack worn by Demi Moore. It is only through the production of this piece that our near life-long, and thoroughly unhealthy obsession with the original, has ceased. Thank you, BLESS!

This bag is something of a cross between apron, backpack, and utility vest. Adjustable canvas straps, large, lined, double pockets—separate interior and exterior, Riri zips. Its success lies in the balance—literally, as an object that distributes weight and proportion with perfect harmony; conceptually, as a commodity that appears both useless and useful, is fanciful and practical, that reflects both a nostalgic moment and an innovative hypothesis. Unisex.

Ribbed wool socks with Kapital's signature sly motif. Yellow happy face heels with marl trim at toes and ankles. Cheerful, silly, and lovely. Fits approximately 35-45. Unisex.

Cotton/linen/wool, super soft, with Kapital's signature sly motif. Yellow happy face heels with trim at toes and ankles. Cheerful, silly, and lovely. Fits approximately 35-45. Unisex.

A baseball style cap, elevated in a woven flat wool and a more streamlined baseball-style. Adjustable velcro closure, and boucle wool underbrim for some formality.

Their classic loose turtleneck, in an extremely light poly, plaid pattern.

NB on sizing: Pleats Please sizing is inherently flexible due to the nature of the fabric, which stretches generously. The primary difference between sizing is in length, approximately 1".

Hand-cut leather belt in black, made with the same care as the shoes. 1 3/8” width.

Knit pillbox beanie in a speckled melange wool. Nubby texture. Dark contrast interior that can be rolled up for contrast.Unisex.

Baby soft knit scarf with fringed sides and overlock ends. 35" w x 80" l. Unisex.

Ankle socks with seam lines designed to elongate the foot, in a luxe, crushed velvet that holds up.

Ankle socks with seam lines designed to elongate the foot.

A classic, square frame in clear cocoa. Polarized lenses with 100% UV protection. Width (widest point from edge to edge of frame) = 5.5". 

Semi-sheer socks with contrast orange ribbing. Mid-calf length. Unisex.

These bold ear cuffs are new in Ms. Diez's arsenal of deceptively minimal pieces. The "bold" version features a thicker width, still light, and still a strong, proportional fit. Shown here alongside the smaller, No 2 version for scale. Approximately 1.5" diameter.

These bold ear cuffs are new in Ms. Diez's arsenal of deceptively minimal pieces. The "bold" version features a thicker width, still light, and still a strong, proportional fit. Shown here alongside the larger, No 3 version for scale. Approximately 1" diameter.

NB: These earrings are sold as singles.

Tumbaga (copper/gold blend) spirals that hang just below the lobes, in an illusion style. Posts and backs are sterling silver. 

Light linen skirt with with elastic waist and drawstring ribbon. Below-the-knee length.

The Geta IPhone design by Kame (turtle) is reminiscent of a geta sandal. Made from the recycled plastic elastomer, it's both hard and flexible, providing protection and utility. Are you someone that watches a lot in your studio? Are you someone that reads a lot while brushing teeth? Are you someone that's always misplacing your phone? Are you someone that wants something that's entirely new and forward thinking? Are you someone that's curious about innovation? We think this may be for you. This size is made to fit an IPhone X and Xs models.

Note: Screen protectors will fit with these cases!

For other size models, please contact us at info@standupcomedytoo.com. We can likely fulfill your wish.

Tumbaga (gold/copper blend) single spiral band.

The iconic Bless boot, in the higher form. Ribbed at the top, stitched like a sweater. Wear them high, or slouch them low. Waxed cotton outer, leather interior, plastic treated sole. Unisex.

A classic, square frame in clear green. Polarized lenses with 100% UV protection. Width (widest point from edge to edge of frame) = 5.5". 

A classic, cat eye frame in black. Polarized lenses with 100% UV protection. Width (widest point from edge to edge of frame) = 5.75". 

Silky ribbed over ankle sock, perfect for pairing with shoes of all kinds.

One size. Fits sizes 5-11.

Super soft and outwardly fleecy. Just the right length for sneakers or sandals.

A delicate necklace in Ms. Diez's signature cubic links, giving it more than meets the eye. Instead of a traditional charm, the necklace features an infinity loop created with the chain itself. 34" open length; 17" as worn.

Sheer in some places, opaque in some places, with silken embroidered flowers. Really pretty to show off. Fits approximately 35-41. Unisex.

Entirely hand made, this bag features hand-stitching and one piece of hand-dyed indigo rope, intricately woven to create the closure system. One additional interior pocket, one exterior slip pocket. Top handle for carrying, shoulder strap long enough for cross body wear. 9.5" h x 10.25" w x 3.5" d; 25" strap drop.

This one is really intriguing. So it has this unusual woven and wavy characteristic, so the shape itself is very eye-catching. But its simplicity is made even more evident because of its simultaneous elegance and weird reference to a RUN-DMC-like neck chain. We are fans. 22" long laid out; 11" long as worn.

She's playing with some real surrealist stuff, here. Tiny padlocks, just as promised. Really small. 14k posts.